Every morning, with out fail, I wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom. My body is on a timer.

Every morning at 4 am with out fail my big whiney demon of a cat is waiting for me and I am encouraged, no I am expected, to scoop this 15 pound monstrosity up and hold him like a baby while I pee or he will wail like Hades’ pits of despairing souls and wake up the entire neighborhood.

The hellion on trial

does he realise he has a mouse pointer for a nose

rb the give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb’d from

thank GOD

how DARE u hide this in the tags bc this is hilarious